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Hurt feelings flight of the conchords
Hurt feelings flight of the conchords







I said the humans are dead (he's right they are dead) Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboardfucking systems downĪ little understanding could make things better.Ĭan’t we talk to the humans and work together now? They got so much aggression that we just had to kill them, had to shut their systems downĬaptain, do you not see the irony, by destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities we have become like.do you see what we've.see what we've done? So that we could have fun (affirmative, I poked one, it was dead) It had to be done (I'll just confirm that they're dead) The humans are dead (look at that one it's dead) The humans are dead (he's right they are dead) There is no more unethical treatment of elephants either What you call the present we call the past, so you guys are way behind The one thing we have in common with the present is we still call it the present, even though it's the future

hurt feelings flight of the conchords

The future is quite different to the present Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? Were you ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama? Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away? Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head? Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? Have you even been told that your is too big? Then I see all my friends, they’re all in town I call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,” The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit I’m a man! I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,īut every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,Īnd the assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye, You coulda said something nice about my profiteroles

hurt feelings flight of the conchords

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings. I feel like a prize one even mentions my casserole. Not one of them thinks about the way I feel What you are about to hear are true stories Some people say that rappers are invincible (Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.) Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods I need better odds, more broads, less rods Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks It ain't no good if there's too much wood The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami









Hurt feelings flight of the conchords